$ whatlinkedinknows
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║ whatlinkedinknows ║
║ A parody of LinkedIn's actual computer scanning ║
║ (they check 6,000+ products. for real.) ║
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Since we can't scan YOUR computer from a webpage
(unlike LinkedIn, we have boundaries),
we'll simulate what they'd find.